Inside a Minute...

This is what happens when there is no work or if there is work :D, take a look inside the mind of a techie..

haaah.. What a dull morning.. have to complete the work today man.. what no wait check mail.. hmmm no messages .. crap.. why is that.. ok... wait check the photos.. oooh hot .. censored censored.. no wait.. hmmm... remote access.. okk.. wait forgot the coffee... o get some.. its so far... deadline's tomorrow... why is that.. which laptop should I buy ... hp should be good.. let's play a game.. morpheus might be... okk... hey chat friend.. oooohhh... sure wait lemme send this mail first... ok that's 53k.. hmmm costly yet I can do my work from home.. I'm hungry... don't know what's there in lunch.. ok.. must be something good... hmmm... why do I not have agirlfriend.. mil jayegi.. have to service my bik man. .wait 160 GB of USB disk would be cool.. yeah that way I can spen less on my laptop.. hmmm... fine... aah coffee... hey it's lunch time gotta go...................

Meta PJ...

Did you ever hear about metaPJ (poor jokes)??

Well did you ever hear about meta data... sure you did.. With that as a basis the definition of meta PJ is as follows -

metaPJ : PJs that are used to describe other PJs. Sometimes when people do not get the PJ then you describe it in another funny way and you laugh on the description, that is a metaPJ.

ex:- The definition of metaPJ is in itself a metaPJ. Now that's what I call recursion hehe :D

Systems Vs Applications

This one's from Savage...

Somebody asked him what's the difference between an application programmer and a sytem programmer?

This was his answer...

Applications programmers are like an Army. They move in bulk, with a purpose to take over or rather in this case build a very large product.
System Programmers are like commandoes or SWAT. It's a small team and everyone specialises in various areas. They are more into recon and execute types of products.

Wonder how the mind worked!!!!

Welcome into my mind's funny Bone

Hey everyone... I am a techy so are 7 other people in my cubicle.... It's more like a flea market, the cubicle I mean... As programming is what we do, we make jokes our relief to our constant routine.. So here I am sharing all those jokes with techies all over the world.

Some might be "out of scope" to some people to whom I apologise..

Have Fun...
and do laugh.